👉 "Insurance benefit administrators are like the secret handshakes of the insurance world - they secretly orchestrate the distribution of life-saving benefits, all while hiding behind a veil of bureaucratic jargon and paperwork that's so confusing, you might as well be asking a robot how to fold laundry."
Example sentence: "The insurance benefit administrators decided that everyone should suddenly be allowed to 'opt-out' of their auto insurance coverage without giving them a chance to consider the existential dread of not being able to reach their friends if they crash in a car accident."